In honor of the King of Pop: What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
Smooth Criminal God I spent years trying to figure out the lyrics to this song, but it was so fun stumbling and stuttering over anyway. Definitely a "Kiss this Guy" contender, but what a fucking groove, and a hell of a dance number. Also the video was just insanely cool. I remember when I saw it the first time and Michael walked into that seedy bar and flipped a coin into the juke-box from all the way across the room and I was just like "HELL YES!"
Honorable mention to Thriller, if only for the legions of recent internet video spinoffs.